We want you to have every possible convenience there is, everywhere, and to anticipate your every need.

We want to surprise you with smooth new necessities you may not know you have.

We believe that you need our total devotion.

We feel that you especially need our unfailing diligence and our unthinkable loyalty.

Our unswerving servility and your unquenchable right give us our only reward.

We've come to depend on you for everything.

Petrified Fountain, wood